Here Comes Caesar The Dog Whisperer

from COLD PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST

Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer
good dogs clap and wag their tails
bad dogs know the jig is up
they might be headed for puppy dog jail

bad dogs must accept the fact
you're not the leader of the pack
WE pay the rent
WE buy the food
to think YOU'RE in charge is ridiculously rude

Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer
kittycats you better look away
you might be cute in your puss n boots
dreaming about Cheryl Wheeler's cat's birthday

But you don't act excited when we walk in the door
you think playing fetch is one big bore
someday they'll be a cat whisperer
you can ignore
but today is not that day!

Here comes Caesar the dog whisperer
Caesar the dog whisperer
Caesar the dog whisperer is on his way

So
stay
s t a y
S  T  A  Y !!!

BAD DOG





Credits:

Christine Lavin:  guitar and vocal
Steve Doyle:  bass
David Ippolito:  barks
George Wurzbach:  barks

© Christine Lavin Music (ASCAP) administered by Bug Music

updated: 7 years ago